{"id":1456,"date":"2017-07-28T12:01:53","date_gmt":"2017-07-28T16:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2017-07-28T10:04:15","modified_gmt":"2017-07-28T14:04:15","slug":"oooh-chapter-six-of-expiration-date-has-dropped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2017\/07\/oooh-chapter-six-of-expiration-date-has-dropped\/","title":{"rendered":"Oooh! Chapter Six of EXPIRATION DATE has dropped\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 and it&#8217;s got a humdinger of a hook at the end! \u00a0I don&#8217;t want to ALERT your SPOILERS, but\u00a0Columbus, Ohio is gonna have\u00a0<em>issues<\/em>, folks. \u00a0Serious, serious issues. \u00a0<em>Just sayin&#8217;!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/ExpieDate-banner-300x86.jpeg\" alt=\"ExpieDate-banner\" width=\"450\" height=\"128\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/ExpieDate-banner-300x86.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/ExpieDate-banner-768x219.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/ExpieDate-banner.jpeg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You can read <a href=\"http:\/\/arborteassummerreadingseries.com\/expiration-date-chapter-6\">this chapter<\/a>\u2014and <a href=\"http:\/\/arborteassummerreadingseries.com\/expiration-date\/\">every one<\/a> that preceded, and every one that follows\u2014for <em><strong>free<\/strong><\/em> online, courtesy of our dope-fly pals at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.arborteas.com\/\">Arbor Teas<\/a>. \u00a0If you&#8217;re down with book groups, Arbor Teas is even furnishing <a href=\"http:\/\/arborteassummerreadingseries.com\/expiration-date-discussion-questions\/\">discussion questions<\/a>. \u00a0If you&#8217;re an Ann Arborite, you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2017\/07\/the-first-five-chapters-of-expiration-date-are-waiting-for-you\/\">earn special EXPIRATION DATE points and badges in the Summer Games<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 and it&#8217;s got a humdinger of a hook at the end! \u00a0I don&#8217;t want to ALERT your SPOILERS, but\u00a0Columbus, Ohio is gonna have\u00a0issues, folks. \u00a0Serious, serious issues. \u00a0Just sayin&#8217;! You can read this chapter\u2014and every one that preceded, and every one that follows\u2014for free online, courtesy of our dope-fly pals at Arbor Teas. \u00a0If &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2017\/07\/oooh-chapter-six-of-expiration-date-has-dropped\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oooh! Chapter Six of EXPIRATION DATE has dropped\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[29,9,85,11],"tags":[33,70,69,36,116,88,79],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1475,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions\/1475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}