{"id":1620,"date":"2017-10-09T08:00:42","date_gmt":"2017-10-09T12:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2017-10-08T21:16:58","modified_gmt":"2017-10-09T01:16:58","slug":"spoiler-alert-today-is-a-really-good-day-to-read-my-novella-expiration-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2017\/10\/spoiler-alert-today-is-a-really-good-day-to-read-my-novella-expiration-date\/","title":{"rendered":"SPOILER ALERT: Today is a *really* good day to read my novella &#8220;Expiration Date&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 16\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p>Or, if not today, then certainly by, I dunno, let&#8217;s say <strong>Tuesday, October 10, around 8am<\/strong>.\u00a0 No reason.\u00a0 Just\u00a0\u2026\u00a0sayin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/arborteassummerreadingseries.com\/expiration-date\/\"><strong><em>EXPIRATION DATE<\/em><\/strong> by David Erik Nelson<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><small>I&#8217;m not saying the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2017\/09\/we-have-entered-the-zone-of-maximum-mayhem\/\">End Is Near<\/a> or nuthin&#8217;\u2026 just, well, you know. Whatever.\u00a0<em>Whatever<\/em>, right?<\/small><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1621\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/tardigrade.png\" alt=\"tardigrade\" width=\"80\" height=\"68\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, if not today, then certainly by, I dunno, let&#8217;s say Tuesday, October 10, around 8am.\u00a0 No reason.\u00a0 Just\u00a0\u2026\u00a0sayin&#8217; EXPIRATION DATE by David Erik Nelson I&#8217;m not saying the End Is Near or nuthin&#8217;\u2026 just, well, you know. Whatever.\u00a0Whatever, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[85,11],"tags":[160,162,46,70,69,88,161,159],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1625,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions\/1625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}