{"id":1891,"date":"2018-05-16T09:45:06","date_gmt":"2018-05-16T13:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=1891"},"modified":"2018-05-15T14:47:22","modified_gmt":"2018-05-15T18:47:22","slug":"i-went-to-a-russian-wedding-one-time-and-it-was-basically-exactly-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2018\/05\/i-went-to-a-russian-wedding-one-time-and-it-was-basically-exactly-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"I went to a Russian wedding one time, and it was basically exactly like this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">My 11yo found this online and forwarded it to me. If you&#8217;ve never been to a modern Russian-Jewish wedding reception, it&#8217;s pretty much exactly like this, plus a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ice_luge\">vodka luge<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vNJnOfyhweo\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">(Note the length of that track.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span><i>That&#8217;s <\/i> commitment to the gag, people.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 11yo found this online and forwarded it to me. If you&#8217;ve never been to a modern Russian-Jewish wedding reception, it&#8217;s pretty much exactly like this, plus a vodka luge. (Note the length of that track.\u00a0 That&#8217;s commitment to the gag, people.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[19,11,3],"tags":[45,35,20,302,301,303],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1892,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions\/1892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}