{"id":1911,"date":"2018-06-13T09:39:35","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T13:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=1911"},"modified":"2018-06-12T15:42:01","modified_gmt":"2018-06-12T19:42:01","slug":"dont-know-much-about-anglerfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2018\/06\/dont-know-much-about-anglerfish\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Know Much About Anglerfish?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">Well, then, you&#8217;re in good company: We know next to nothing about these freaky mofos.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Wanna get started?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Watch this video, then google around the phrase &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anglerfish#Reproduction\">polyandrous<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/oceanbites.org\/sea-of-love-the-fascinating-story-of-sexual-parasitism\/\">sexual parasitism<\/a>&#8220;, then recall the existence of the <i>Human Centipede<\/i> film franchise, then embrace the gibbering madness as it engulfs you and absorbs you into its grand, \u00e6ternal, sleeplessly dreaming circulatory system\u2014<i>I\u00e4! I\u00e4! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph&#8217;nglui mglw&#8217;nfah Cthulhu R&#8217;lyeh wgah&#8217;nagl fhtagn!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/anDIlMVgNwk\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, then, you&#8217;re in good company: We know next to nothing about these freaky mofos.\u00a0 Wanna get started?\u00a0 Watch this video, then google around the phrase &#8220;polyandrous sexual parasitism&#8220;, then recall the existence of the Human Centipede film franchise, then embrace the gibbering madness as it engulfs you and absorbs you into its grand, \u00e6ternal, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2018\/06\/dont-know-much-about-anglerfish\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t Know Much About Anglerfish?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[312,314,71,30,313,315,44],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1912,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions\/1912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}