{"id":1952,"date":"2018-08-23T10:12:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=1952"},"modified":"2018-08-21T15:27:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-21T19:27:31","slug":"maybe-it-makes-me-sort-of-a-tool-but-this-cracks-me-the-hell-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2018\/08\/maybe-it-makes-me-sort-of-a-tool-but-this-cracks-me-the-hell-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Maybe it makes me sort of a tool, but this cracks me the hell up\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

The #GoogleTranslatesMTG<\/a> hashtag is basically the only thing on Twitter that hasn’t made me wanna cry in, I dunno, months.<\/p>\n

\""Talk
“Talk about something else.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Shit like this is why I always roll deep in Black, folks:<\/p>\n

\""Solving
“Solving a psychological problem is very difficult.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

(Legit, though: Tormented Soul<\/a> is a fun card, in my humble\u2014but I just love the idea that it’s the crow saying “Great features!”\u00a0 It’s all, like, “Cheer up, bro! You can’t block, but you’re unblockable, and getting nicked for an extra life every round annoys the crap out of Dave-o’s kid!”)<\/p>\n

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#GoogleTranslatesMTG<\/a>
\nRemove Soul -> Take Your Life; Instant -> Fast. This one got too real.https:\/\/t.co\/1qIaSKAaol<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/ip8iEtUsEm<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 TolarianTowerOfBabel (@TowerOfBabel5) August 21, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n