{"id":2113,"date":"2019-12-21T10:20:38","date_gmt":"2019-12-21T15:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=2113"},"modified":"2019-11-25T09:03:42","modified_gmt":"2019-11-25T14:03:42","slug":"you-know-when-a-dude-dumps-a-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2019\/12\/you-know-when-a-dude-dumps-a-chick\/","title":{"rendered":"You know when a dude dumps a chick\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">\u2026 because he \u201cthinks he can do better\u201d, but then it turns out that<\/p>\n<ol class=\"ol1\">\n<li class=\"li2\">He\u00a0can\u2019t \u201cdo better\u201d and<\/li>\n<li class=\"li2\">She just kept getting hotter and more awesome?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p class=\"p2\">I feel like that\u2019s gentiles\u2019 relationship with Paganism.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>You cats backed the wrong fucking horse,\u00a0is all I&#8217;m saying:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Pagan costumes worn at winter celebrations in Europe<br \/>\n( Photos: Charles Fr\u00e9ger) <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/bcVLN00DR7\">pic.twitter.com\/bcVLN00DR7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 41 Strange (@41Strange) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/41Strange\/status\/1169644757615702017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 5, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>\nPagan costumes worn at winter celebrations across Europe<br \/>\n(Photo: Charles Fr\u00e9ger <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/KyWRRJBkJR\">https:\/\/t.co\/KyWRRJBkJR<\/a>) <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9fKdrAr7lO\">pic.twitter.com\/9fKdrAr7lO<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 41 Strange (@41Strange) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/41Strange\/status\/1198676100974399488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 24, 2019<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\">\n<p class=\"p2\">Merry Xmasnacht!!! &#x1f385;&#x1f3ff;\u26c4\ufe0f&#x1f384;&#x1f525;&#x1f480;&#x1f31e;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 because he \u201cthinks he can do better\u201d, but then it turns out that He\u00a0can\u2019t \u201cdo better\u201d and She just kept getting hotter and more awesome? I feel like that\u2019s gentiles\u2019 relationship with Paganism.\u00a0 You cats backed the wrong fucking horse,\u00a0is all I&#8217;m saying: Pagan costumes worn at winter celebrations in Europe ( Photos: Charles &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2019\/12\/you-know-when-a-dude-dumps-a-chick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You know when a dude dumps a chick\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[357,401,400,238],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2113"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2189,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113\/revisions\/2189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}