{"id":216,"date":"2013-05-23T08:41:59","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T08:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dave0.nfshost.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2013\/05\/23\/recommended-readinglistening-lizardfoot-by-john-jasper-owens\/"},"modified":"2017-10-03T17:07:22","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T21:07:22","slug":"recommended-readinglistening-lizardfoot-by-john-jasper-owens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2013\/05\/recommended-readinglistening-lizardfoot-by-john-jasper-owens\/","title":{"rendered":"Recommended Reading\/Listening: “LizardFoot” by John Jasper Owens"},"content":{"rendered":"

A cappella Zoo 3: “LizardFoot,” by John Jasper Owens – A cappella Zoo<\/a>
\nIf there’s something not to like about this story, I frankly can’t imagine it–and the audio version is *even better.*<\/a><\/p>\n

\nPlease accept my resignation as Grand White Pharaoh of the Order of Racial Purity, and the return on these here robes (enclosed) which have been patched by Missy-Bee before she run off, and dry-cleaned all the way up in Shilohville by authentic Koreans.
\nAs y\u2019all know, I never quite fit in with The Order. I have nothing special against black people (except for Highsmith Jones, who beat me out for running back when we were in school, and that was more of a personal thing). Plus, I have never actually seen a Jew, but if they do control all media, I remain angry with them for taking Katie Couric off of the before-shift television, where she was good-looking to wake up to, and putting her on nights, where I have had enough of women by then.
\nI have long suspected anyway I was only invited to join The Order on account of my Kingfisher pontoon, on which we all can get on to go fishing, and my extra large hog pit for barbeques. And likewise for being hitched to Missy-Bee, who has long spoke out against racial intermixing, and is Super-Grand White Squid of Paladuck County Ezekiel\u2019s sister, and second runner-up for homecoming queen, and well-liked.
\nWell I suppose y\u2019all are wondering why I am resigning, on account of y\u2019all have not been mean to me lately in any serious way. Well, it is the direct result of our LizardFoot con introduced in order to make money from Yankees.
\nAs y\u2019all know, Yankees are stupid. . . . <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A cappella Zoo 3: “LizardFoot,” by John Jasper Owens – A cappella Zoo If there’s something not to like about this story, I frankly can’t imagine it–and the audio version is *even better.* Please accept my resignation as Grand White Pharaoh of the Order of Racial Purity, and the return on these here robes (enclosed) … Continue reading “Recommended Reading\/Listening: “LizardFoot” by John Jasper Owens”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[153,14],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1604,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions\/1604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}