{"id":2177,"date":"2019-12-02T10:51:05","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T15:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=2177"},"modified":"2019-11-26T20:36:04","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T01:36:04","slug":"i-cant-for-the-life-of-me-recall-why-i-wrote-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2019\/12\/i-cant-for-the-life-of-me-recall-why-i-wrote-this\/","title":{"rendered":"I can’t for the life of me recall why I wrote this\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2026 or properly explain why I’m sharing it now:<\/p>\n

This Is Just To Say<\/em><\/p>\n

I knew
\nit was that kinda party
\nand so I stuck my dick in
\nthe mashed potatoes<\/p>\n

which
\nyou were probably
\nsaving
\nfor breakfast<\/p>\n

Forgive me
\nit was kinda weird
\nso sweet
\nand so cold<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(see also \u201cBeastie Boys – B-Boys Makin’ with The Freak Freak<\/a>\u201d and the original Mantan Moreland comedy album<\/a> source material)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2026 or properly explain why I’m sharing it now: This Is Just To Say I knew it was that kinda party and so I stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me it was kinda weird so sweet and so cold (see also \u201cBeastie Boys – B-Boys … Continue reading “I can’t for the life of me recall why I wrote this\u2026”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[36,419,421,420],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2177"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2179,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2177\/revisions\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}