{"id":230,"date":"2013-07-29T07:39:34","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T07:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dave0.nfshost.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2013\/07\/29\/linguistics-krazy-korner-lion-eating-poet-in-the-stone-den\/"},"modified":"2013-07-29T07:39:34","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T07:39:34","slug":"linguistics-krazy-korner-lion-eating-poet-in-the-stone-den","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2013\/07\/linguistics-krazy-korner-lion-eating-poet-in-the-stone-den\/","title":{"rendered":"Linguistics Krazy Korner: &#8220;Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=blkq>&#8220;The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den&#8221; is a 92-character modern poem written in Classical Chinese by Yuen Ren Chao, in which every syllable has the sound <I>shi<\/I> (in different tones) when read in modern Mandarin Chinese. [<a title=\"Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den\">Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den &#8211; Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia<\/a>]<\/div>\n<p>In other words, the following series of <i>sush<\/i>es is this poem:<\/p>\n<div id=blkq>\nIn a stone den was a poet called Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.<BR><br \/>\nHe often went to the market to look for lions.<BR><br \/>\nAt ten o&#8217;clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.<BR><br \/>\nAt that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.<BR><br \/>\nHe saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.<BR><br \/>\nHe brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.<BR><br \/>\nThe stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.<BR><br \/>\nAfter the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.<BR><br \/>\nWhen he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.<BR><br \/>\nTry to explain this matter.<BR>\n<\/div>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vExjnn_3ep4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nMan, now I&#8217;m mad-crazy craving stone-lion sushi . . .<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nSee also, this grammatical and actually pretty reasonable English sentence: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo\">Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo<\/a>.&#8221;  <i>tl;dr<\/i>: American Bison from Buffalo, NY are total jerks, and it&#8217;s a vicious cycle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den&#8221; is a 92-character modern poem written in Classical Chinese by Yuen Ren Chao, in which every syllable has the sound shi (in different tones) when read in modern Mandarin Chinese. [Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den &#8211; Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia] In other words, the following series of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2013\/07\/linguistics-krazy-korner-lion-eating-poet-in-the-stone-den\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Linguistics Krazy Korner: &#8220;Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}