{"id":2347,"date":"2020-03-24T16:31:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-24T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2020-03-23T20:38:01","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T00:38:01","slug":"cant-leave-your-house-ive-got-the-distraction-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2020\/03\/cant-leave-your-house-ive-got-the-distraction-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Can\u2019t Leave Your House? I\u2019ve Got the Distraction for You\u2014"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u2014about some folks who <em>really<\/em> can\u2019t leave the house:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/There-Was-Crooked-Flipped-House-ebook\/dp\/B07B4PBZCV\/ref=as_li_ss_il?keywords=flipped+a+crooked+house&#038;qid=1585009586&#038;sr=8-1&#038;linkCode=li3&#038;tag=daverinel-20&#038;linkId=ef04c1c01b662a97c4500a6988235988&#038;language=en_US\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&#038;ASIN=B07B4PBZCV&#038;Format=_SL250_&#038;ID=AsinImage&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;WS=1&#038;tag=daverinel-20&#038;language=en_US\" ><\/a><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=daverinel-20&#038;language=en_US&#038;l=li3&#038;o=1&#038;a=B07B4PBZCV\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>\n\n\n\n\n<p>I mention this now because I just learned that Audible is temporarily bumping artists\u2019 royalties\u2014which is nice, as I used their service to produce the audiobook of <em>There Was a Crooked Man, He Flipped a Crooked House <\/em>(voiced by the inimitable <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davidsadzin.com\/\">David Sadzin<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">You can buy the audiobook directly on <a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/audiobook\/there-was-crooked-man-he-flipped-crooked-house-unabridged\/id1402134159\">iTunes<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2UerYLW\">Amazon<\/a>, or get it as a freebie with a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audible.com\/pd\/There-Was-a-Crooked-Man-He-Flipped-a-Crooked-House-Audiobook\/B07DVQT8DV?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-119468&amp;ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_119468_rh_us\">one-month Audible trial membership<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you\u2019ve never tried Audible before, it\u2019s actually pretty sweet\u2014I used it for <em>years<\/em> when I used to commute. These days, your monthly membership gets you a full-length audiobook and two Audible Originals each month.\u00a0 The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audible.com\/pd\/B07DVQT8DV\/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-119468&amp;ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_119468_rh_us\">first month is free with this link<\/a> (here\u2019s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audible.co.uk\/pd\/B07DVYJM6C\/?source_code=AUKFrDlWS02231890H6-BK-ACX0-119468&amp;ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_119468_rh_uk\">UK-specific link<\/a>, for those who need one). The thing that astounds me: Even though I haven\u2019t been a member in more than 13-years, I can still access <em>all<\/em> the stuff I got through Audible back in the day\u2014i.e., you really <em>do<\/em> have lifetime access.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"><p>&#8220;absorbing horror novella&#8221; (Recommended Story)<\/p><cite>Rich Horton,\u00a0<em>Locus<\/em>, Sept 2017\u00a0<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>If audiobooks aren\u2019t your thing, you can also, of course, get the book<em> <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3ahML6W\">on<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3ahML6W\"> Kindle or as a paperback<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Stay home! Stay safe!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014about some folks who really can\u2019t leave the house: I mention this now because I just learned that Audible is temporarily bumping artists\u2019 royalties\u2014which is nice, as I used their service to produce the audiobook of There Was a Crooked Man, He Flipped a Crooked House (voiced by the inimitable David Sadzin). You can buy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2020\/03\/cant-leave-your-house-ive-got-the-distraction-for-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Can\u2019t Leave Your House? I\u2019ve Got the Distraction for You\u2014&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[29,85],"tags":[255,480,69,30,481,482],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2347"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2352,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2347\/revisions\/2352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}