{"id":295,"date":"2014-07-10T21:03:25","date_gmt":"2014-07-10T21:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dave0.nfshost.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/07\/10\/lock-up-your-guns-and-sex-toys-please\/"},"modified":"2014-07-10T21:03:25","modified_gmt":"2014-07-10T21:03:25","slug":"lock-up-your-guns-and-sex-toys-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/07\/lock-up-your-guns-and-sex-toys-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Lock Up Your Guns and Sex Toys, Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a gun owner, I don&#8217;t particularly believe in keeping guns for &#8220;personal protection&#8221;[*], and I *love* this ad.  Please spread the word: <B>Lock up your guns (and sex toys)!<\/b><br \/>\n<a title=\"This Epic Front-Yard Dildo Battle Suddenly Becomes a Pretty Amazing PSA | Adweek\" href=\"http:\/\/www.adweek.com\/adfreak\/epic-front-yard-dildo-battle-suddenly-becomes-pretty-amazing-psa-158607\">This Epic Front-Yard Dildo Battle Suddenly Becomes a Pretty Amazing PSA | Adweek<\/a><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qKHeXC7L85s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n[*] I&#8217;ve written *very* extensively about <a href=\"http:\/\/annarborchronicle.com\/tag\/gun-control\/\">guns and violence in America<\/a> (earliest essays at the bottom, newest at the top).  If you&#8217;re legit curious about my current stance on firearms, self-defense, open-carry, and so on, then hit me over <a href=\"http:\/\/davideriknelson.com\/contact.html\">email<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/squidaveo\">Twitter<\/a>, and I&#8217;ll write at length and share the link.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a gun owner, I don&#8217;t particularly believe in keeping guns for &#8220;personal protection&#8221;[*], and I *love* this ad. Please spread the word: Lock up your guns (and sex toys)! This Epic Front-Yard Dildo Battle Suddenly Becomes a Pretty Amazing PSA | Adweek<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}