{"id":296,"date":"2014-07-16T10:42:15","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T10:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dave0.nfshost.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/07\/16\/oh-your-god-we-are-all-totally-screwed-cephalopods\/"},"modified":"2014-07-16T10:42:15","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T10:42:15","slug":"oh-your-god-we-are-all-totally-screwed-cephalopods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/07\/oh-your-god-we-are-all-totally-screwed-cephalopods\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh. Your. GOD! We are all totally *screwed*! #cephalopods"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Face it: Sea levels are rising, and these are our new overlords:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Where's The Octopus? - YouTube\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=aoCzZHcwKxI\">Where&#8217;s The Octopus? &#8211; YouTube<\/a><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aoCzZHcwKxI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<b>BONUS VIDEO<\/b>: A cuttlefish attempts to blend into a tacky British sitting room:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pgDE2DOICuc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nSo, when the Cthulhoid Rising comes, I suppose our only hope is to shelter-in-place in crappy London flats. I guess we get our choice: gibbering madness on the one hand, being devoured by a Shoggoth on the other.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Face it: Sea levels are rising, and these are our new overlords: Where&#8217;s The Octopus? &#8211; YouTube BONUS VIDEO: A cuttlefish attempts to blend into a tacky British sitting room: So, when the Cthulhoid Rising comes, I suppose our only hope is to shelter-in-place in crappy London flats. I guess we get our choice: gibbering &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/07\/oh-your-god-we-are-all-totally-screwed-cephalopods\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oh. Your. GOD! We are all totally *screwed*! #cephalopods&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}