{"id":3025,"date":"2022-05-27T15:40:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=3025"},"modified":"2022-05-26T19:48:12","modified_gmt":"2022-05-26T23:48:12","slug":"stay-classy-ancient-rome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2022\/05\/stay-classy-ancient-rome\/","title":{"rendered":"Stay classy, Ancient Rome!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Please note that the cock-lion&#8217;s &#8220;tail&#8221; is itself another phallus. *fingertip kiss* <em>Magnifique!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, the next time you hear someone sounding off about how hopelessly depraved and perverted the present is, just remember this 2,000-year-old ding-a-ling and laugh in their prudish faces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"419\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-419x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Bronze tintinabulum hung with small bells to function as a wind chime. It is decorated with a winged lion-phallus which was believed to provide magical protection against evil and to bring good luck to the household. Date 1st-Century\" class=\"wp-image-3026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-419x1024.jpg 419w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-123x300.jpg 123w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-768x1876.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-629x1536.jpg 629w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-838x2048.jpg 838w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-1200x2932.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Roman_wind_chime_tintinabulum_flying_phallus_with_bells-scaled.jpg 1048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 419px) 85vw, 419px\" \/><figcaption>&#8220;<em>Bronze tintinabulum hung with small bells to function as a wind chime. It is decorated with a winged lion-phallus which was believed to provide magical protection against evil and to bring good luck to the household. (Date 1st-Century)<\/em>&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:Roman_wind_chime_(tintinabulum)_flying_phallus_with_bells.jpg\">source<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please note that the cock-lion&#8217;s &#8220;tail&#8221; is itself another phallus. *fingertip kiss* Magnifique! Anyway, the next time you hear someone sounding off about how hopelessly depraved and perverted the present is, just remember this 2,000-year-old ding-a-ling and laugh in their prudish faces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3026,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[738,113,739,572,740,741],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3025"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3030,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3025\/revisions\/3030"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}