{"id":3217,"date":"2022-11-02T10:11:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-02T14:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=3217"},"modified":"2022-10-28T07:15:08","modified_gmt":"2022-10-28T11:15:08","slug":"subject-david-be-yourself-you-are-perfect-in-every-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2022\/11\/subject-david-be-yourself-you-are-perfect-in-every-way\/","title":{"rendered":"subject: \u201cDAVID, BE YOURSELF &#8211; You are perfect in every way!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Whenever folks are like \u201cDave, aren\u2019t you worried about AI <a href=\"http:\/\/boldwords.biz\/\">making your job obsolete<\/a>?\u201d I\u2019ll just remember this crackerjack spam bot\u2019s best attempt at closing the sale:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/DAVID-BE-YOURSELF-You-are-perfect-in-every-way-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/DAVID-BE-YOURSELF-You-are-perfect-in-every-way-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/DAVID-BE-YOURSELF-You-are-perfect-in-every-way-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/DAVID-BE-YOURSELF-You-are-perfect-in-every-way.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 85vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>SPOILER ALERT<\/strong>: I\u2019m an emphatically <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/tag\/jews\/\">Jewish<\/a> straight cis-gendered father who looks <em>awful<\/em> in long-sleeved T-shirts\/crew-necked sweatshirts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever folks are like \u201cDave, aren\u2019t you worried about AI making your job obsolete?\u201d I\u2019ll just remember this crackerjack spam bot\u2019s best attempt at closing the sale: SPOILER ALERT: I\u2019m an emphatically Jewish straight cis-gendered father who looks awful in long-sleeved T-shirts\/crew-necked sweatshirts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[585,182,832,572,180,25],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3217"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3220,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions\/3220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}