{"id":4008,"date":"2024-11-28T09:04:02","date_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2024-11-28T10:42:49","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T15:42:49","slug":"our-most-important-thanksgiving-traditions-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2024\/11\/our-most-important-thanksgiving-traditions-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Our Most Important Thanksgiving Traditions  &#x1f983;&#x1f480;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I repost this (or a variant of it) every year. This is a year, and so I repost. QED. After all, without our traditions, we are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw\">as shakey as a fiddler on the roof<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. &#8220;What do Jews do on Thanksgiving?&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>I wrote <a href=\"https:\/\/davideriknelson.com\/InMichigan\/\"><strong>this essay<\/strong><\/a> a few years back, as a little&nbsp;bonus for the folks kind enough to have&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/eepurl.com\/IZckf\">subscribed to my newsletter<\/a>.&nbsp;&nbsp;A good friend,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/chrissalzman.com\/\">Chris Salzman<\/a>,&nbsp;was gracious enough to make something pretty of it. I relish the opportunity to reshare it each year, and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/davideriknelson.com\/InMichigan\/\">I\u2019m doing so once again<\/a>.&nbsp;&nbsp;Every word here is both true and factual\u2014which is a harder trick than you\u2019d think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\">\n<p>You&#8217;ll be 15 minutes into that Lesser Family Feast in Michigan when your mother-in-law will turn to you and ask:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What do Jews do on Thanksgiving?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You should be prepared for this sort of thing in Michigan. But even though I&#8217;m warning you in advance, you still won&#8217;t be prepared.\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<cite>(read more: <a href=\"https:\/\/davideriknelson.com\/InMichigan\/\">IN MICHIGAN: A PRIMER, A TRAVELOGUE<\/a>)<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. &#8220;As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-vimeo wp-block-embed-vimeo wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"THANKSGIVING TURKEY GIVEAWAY! (WKRP in Cincinnati)\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/243777281?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/243777281\">THANKSGIVING TURKEY GIVEAWAY! (WKRP in Cincinnati)<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/user31909160\">Tony DeSanto<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"font-size:18px\">I repost this every year, because I love this gag, and because&nbsp;watching this on TV\u2014and rehashing it with my mom and sisters each year\u2014is one of my fondest holiday memories. But it is, in my humble, a damn-near perfect gag. That&#8217;s saying something, because I find single-camera laugh-track situation comedies almost entirely unbearable to watch. If you wanna read more of my thoughts on this specific gag and what it can teach writers, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/11\/happy-thanksgiving-as-god-as-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-fly-gobblegobble-writing\/\">you can do so here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. &#8220;\u2026your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs; we will sell our bracelets by the road sides\u2026&#8221;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Addams Family Thanksgiving\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tJE3KDxTbWI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. \u266c\u266b\u266a  &#8220;Caught his eye on turkey day \/ As we both ate Pumpkin Pie \u2026 &#8221; \u266c\u266b\u266a <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Friends-giving - SNL\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/obu4G6AiV2U?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. The Alice&#8217;s Restaurant Massacre (in four part harmony)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Alice&#039;s Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/m57gzA2JCcM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m a child of the 1980s, so most of my nostalgic holiday memories are TV-related. &#x1f937;&#x200d;&#x2640;&#xfe0f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hope your T-day is good and sweet. &nbsp;<em>Gobblegobble!<\/em> &#x1f983;&#x1f480;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I repost this (or a variant of it) every year. This is a year, and so I repost. QED. After all, without our traditions, we are as shakey as a fiddler on the roof. 1. &#8220;What do Jews do on Thanksgiving?&#8221; I wrote this essay a few years back, as a little&nbsp;bonus for the folks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2024\/11\/our-most-important-thanksgiving-traditions-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Our Most Important Thanksgiving Traditions  &#x1f983;&#x1f480;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3259,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[19,11,3],"tags":[363,346,366,847,848],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/a2mi.social\/@dave0\/113561342364582762","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4011,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/4011"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}