{"id":4259,"date":"2025-09-18T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-18T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=4259"},"modified":"2025-09-17T16:03:41","modified_gmt":"2025-09-17T20:03:41","slug":"sketch-of-the-week-young-lshana-tova","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2025\/09\/sketch-of-the-week-young-lshana-tova\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019Shana Tova, mofos! (Sketches of the Week for Week 37 of 2025)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Rosh Hashanah is fast approaching, so last week\u2019s sketches were all <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/High_Holy_Days\">High Holiday<\/a> themed, as that\u2019s what\u2019s in my head right now. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My son felt strongly that this lil Jew rocking out on an apple was the best sketch of the week; he loved those groovy arms:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3646.jpeg\" alt=\"A tiny chasidic Jew rocking out in a big ole apple\" class=\"wp-image-4258\" width=\"353\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3646.jpeg 706w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3646-300x261.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 353px) 85vw, 353px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I, on the other hand, preferred this lil Honikmensch, ready to rock you with a big ole honey-smack:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-990x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"A tiny chasidic Jew wielding a big, loaded honey-jar dipper\" class=\"wp-image-4257\" width=\"495\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-990x1024.jpeg 990w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-290x300.jpeg 290w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-768x794.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-1485x1536.jpeg 1485w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-1980x2048.jpeg 1980w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645-1200x1241.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3645.jpeg 2031w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 495px) 85vw, 495px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, my daughter (who just her her her bat mitzvah this past summer) felt strongly that this mighty little fella was the sketch of the week:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3646-1.jpeg\" alt=\"Tiny little chasidic Jew about to throw a big ole apple at you, mofo!\" class=\"wp-image-4260\" width=\"385\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3646-1.jpeg 769w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_3646-1-300x250.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 385px) 85vw, 385px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>One way or the other, may your coming year be good and sweet &#x1f34f;&#x1f34e;&#x1f36f; (regardless of whether or not you observe; all you goyim deserve good years just as much as anyone else).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rosh Hashanah is fast approaching, so last week\u2019s sketches were all High Holiday themed, as that\u2019s what\u2019s in my head right now. My son felt strongly that this lil Jew rocking out on an apple was the best sketch of the week; he loved those groovy arms: I, on the other hand, preferred this lil &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2025\/09\/sketch-of-the-week-young-lshana-tova\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;L\u2019Shana Tova, mofos! 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