{"id":4574,"date":"2026-09-17T11:11:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=4574"},"modified":"2026-09-16T15:20:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-16T19:20:59","slug":"sketch-of-the-week-watermelon-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2026\/09\/sketch-of-the-week-watermelon-man\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rage of the Watermelon (Sketch of the Week for Week 37 of 2026)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349-1024x954.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4575\" width=\"256\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349-1024x954.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349-300x279.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349-768x716.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349-1536x1431.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349-1200x1118.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/IMG_5349.jpeg 1931w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 256px) 85vw, 256px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Fruit Faces&#8221; was my follow up to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2026\/09\/sketch-of-the-week-pear\/\">Pear Week<\/a>. Again, there is a lot to be said for &#8220;volunteer,&#8221; garden, and farmer&#8217;s market fruit as reference models; they have much more character than what&#8217;s on display at a civilized grocery store.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;course, now I desperately want to hear a mash-up of Julie London&#8217;s version of &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0v32tFcdvpc\">Watermelon Man<\/a>&#8221; and basically anything from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4\">Rage Against the Machine<\/a>. Is there an AI &#x1f916;&#x2728; that can poop that out for me real quick? Or perhaps do one of you fancy folks have a musical inclination toward such perversion? If so, please send your artistic jipes and musical tomfoollery to <a href=\"https:\/\/davideriknelson.com\/bw\/contact\/\">dave@davideriknelson.com<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Fruit Faces&#8221; was my follow up to Pear Week. Again, there is a lot to be said for &#8220;volunteer,&#8221; garden, and farmer&#8217;s market fruit as reference models; they have much more character than what&#8217;s on display at a civilized grocery store. &#8216;course, now I desperately want to hear a mash-up of Julie London&#8217;s version of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2026\/09\/sketch-of-the-week-watermelon-man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Rage of the Watermelon (Sketch of the Week for Week 37 of 2026)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[1021,1022],"tags":[113,1026,904,572,168,1025,1024,1223],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/a2mi.social\/@dave0\/117287020855638517","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4574"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4574"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4577,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4574\/revisions\/4577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}