{"id":560,"date":"2016-04-12T09:18:12","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T13:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dave0.com\/sbsb\/?p=560"},"modified":"2016-05-18T11:15:47","modified_gmt":"2016-05-18T15:15:47","slug":"showed-my-9yo-the-rogue-one-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/04\/showed-my-9yo-the-rogue-one-trailer\/","title":{"rendered":"Showed my 9yo the ROGUE ONE trailer&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; He asked, \u201cWhy are all the new Star Wars about girls?\u201d I pointed out that the first six weren\u2019t. It was immediately clear to him that it made little sense for 3\/4 of the stories to almost exclusively focus on 1\/2 the population. This caused him 0 misery or cognitive dissonance. He said, &#8220;Oh, yeah,&#8221; and moved on with his life.<\/p>\n<p><strong>DEAR MEN OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE, DRINK, AND OWN GUNS<\/strong>: Please take a cue from your young sons\u2014or brush up on your math\u2014and chill the fuck out.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you; that is all.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Wji-BZ0oCwg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; He asked, \u201cWhy are all the new Star Wars about girls?\u201d I pointed out that the first six weren\u2019t. It was immediately clear to him that it made little sense for 3\/4 of the stories to almost exclusively focus on 1\/2 the population. This caused him 0 misery or cognitive dissonance. He said, &#8220;Oh, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/04\/showed-my-9yo-the-rogue-one-trailer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Showed my 9yo the ROGUE ONE trailer&#8230;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11,1],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":562,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions\/562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}