{"id":70,"date":"2011-12-19T10:40:31","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T10:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dave0.nfshost.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2011\/12\/19\/if-a-bad-topology-joke-exists-then-i-certainly-havent-heard-it\/"},"modified":"2011-12-19T10:40:31","modified_gmt":"2011-12-19T10:40:31","slug":"if-a-bad-topology-joke-exists-then-i-certainly-havent-heard-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2011\/12\/if-a-bad-topology-joke-exists-then-i-certainly-havent-heard-it\/","title":{"rendered":"If a bad topology joke exists, then *I* certainly haven&#8217;t heard it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ic.unicamp.br\/~stolfi\/misc\/mobius-jacket-r-1.jpg\" width=200 align =left hspace=10 vspace=15><\/p>\n<div id=blkq>Here is a practical joke that you may want to play upon a fellow topologist:<br \/>\n1. When he is not looking, get hold of his jacket, and cut out from it a round patch, a couple of inches across . . .<\/div>\n<p><a title=\"Jorge Stolfi - Practical joke for a topologist\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ic.unicamp.br\/~stolfi\/misc\/mobius-jacket.html\">Jorge Stolfi &#8211; Practical joke for a topologist<\/a><br \/>\n(via <a title=\"Twitter \/ @TopologyFact: RT @JorgeStolfi: A practic ...\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/TopologyFact\/status\/132657958575284224\">@TopologyFact and @JorgeStolfi <\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a practical joke that you may want to play upon a fellow topologist: 1. When he is not looking, get hold of his jacket, and cut out from it a round patch, a couple of inches across . . . Jorge Stolfi &#8211; Practical joke for a topologist (via @TopologyFact and @JorgeStolfi )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}