{"id":735,"date":"2016-07-21T12:58:30","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T16:58:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=735"},"modified":"2016-07-21T12:59:23","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T16:59:23","slug":"my-10yo-asks-want-to-see-me-use-the-force","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/07\/my-10yo-asks-want-to-see-me-use-the-force\/","title":{"rendered":"My 10yo asks &#8220;Want to see me use the Force?&#8221;\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u2026 I nod.<\/p>\n<p>He sticks his finger in his mouth, then draws the spit-slick digit out and, swift as a fencer, pushes it into my face. I instinctively rear back, as though moved by\u00a0some\u00a0sort of mystical\u00a0energy field, perhaps one created by all living things\u2014the sorta thing that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together.<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-736 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/image.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/image.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/image-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 85vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Touch\u00e9<\/em>, tiny nerd. You win this round.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 I nod. He sticks his finger in his mouth, then draws the spit-slick digit out and, swift as a fencer, pushes it into my face. I instinctively rear back, as though moved by\u00a0some\u00a0sort of mystical\u00a0energy field, perhaps one created by all living things\u2014the sorta thing that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/07\/my-10yo-asks-want-to-see-me-use-the-force\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My 10yo asks &#8220;Want to see me use the Force?&#8221;\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[45,59,36,58],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":738,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}