{"id":787,"date":"2016-08-16T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-16T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=787"},"modified":"2016-08-14T16:37:24","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T20:37:24","slug":"update-donald-trump-is-not-a-big-dude-with-tiny-human-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/08\/update-donald-trump-is-not-a-big-dude-with-tiny-human-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATE: Donald Trump is *not* a big dude with tiny human hands&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;he is a normal-sized Michigan beaver with totally proportional\u00a0beaver-sized human hands. \u00a0I regret any statements I have made that might be construed as to imply otherwise.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_789\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-789\" style=\"width: 2048px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-789\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/2016-08-14-16.19.37.jpg\" alt=\"spotted in a state-operated natural history display by my lovely wife and children\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/2016-08-14-16.19.37.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/2016-08-14-16.19.37-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/2016-08-14-16.19.37-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/2016-08-14-16.19.37-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/2016-08-14-16.19.37-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-789\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(spotted in a state-operated natural history display by my lovely wife and children)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;he is a normal-sized Michigan beaver with totally proportional\u00a0beaver-sized human hands. \u00a0I regret any statements I have made that might be construed as to imply otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[35,59,56],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}