{"id":845,"date":"2016-09-16T11:37:41","date_gmt":"2016-09-16T15:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=845"},"modified":"2016-09-14T11:46:20","modified_gmt":"2016-09-14T15:46:20","slug":"smartpipe-inc-is-a-registered-sex-offender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/09\/smartpipe-inc-is-a-registered-sex-offender\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Smartpipe, Inc., is a registered sex offender&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">This takes a pretty wonderful turn at 5:30 (which shouldn&#8217;t be that surprising, given what we know of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/tag\/formula\/\">artistic formula<\/a>\u2014and especially my hobbyhorse: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/10\/narrative-argument-and-3-part-structures-beginning-middle-end-pity-fear-catharsis-claim-support-conclude-arrive-observe-conquer\/\">three-act<\/a> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2014\/11\/write-better-watch-penn-teller-saw-your-cognitive-load-in-half-writing\/\">45\/45\/10<\/a> distribution):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DJklHwoYgBQ\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a bonus video, which\u00a0I desperately want to believe is set in the same universe as <em>Smartpipe\u2122<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XQLdhVpLBVE\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This takes a pretty wonderful turn at 5:30 (which shouldn&#8217;t be that surprising, given what we know of artistic formula\u2014and especially my hobbyhorse: three-act with 45\/45\/10 distribution):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[3],"tags":[55,59,34,44,41,25],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":849,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions\/849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}