{"id":947,"date":"2016-11-03T14:59:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T18:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=947"},"modified":"2016-11-03T14:59:53","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T18:59:53","slug":"lil-bobby-drop-tables-goes-to-the-dmv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/11\/lil-bobby-drop-tables-goes-to-the-dmv\/","title":{"rendered":"Lil Bobby Drop Tables Goes to the DMV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iKTFI7LnPCc\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Shades of this <a href=\"https:\/\/xkcd.com\/327\/\">classic XKCD<\/a>:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/exploits_of_a_mom.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u2014a gag which I first encountered back in 2001 when we published this short story by a pal of ours, computer programmer Jason Michael: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.poormojo.org\/cgi-bin\/gennie.pl?Fiction+43+bi\"><span class=\"s2\">A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife<\/span><\/a>&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Man, I still love that gag.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shades of this classic XKCD: \u2014a gag which I first encountered back in 2001 when we published this short story by a pal of ours, computer programmer Jason Michael: &#8220;A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife&#8220; Man, I still love that gag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11,3],"tags":[46,39,40,41],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":949,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions\/949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}