{"id":963,"date":"2016-11-16T11:14:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-16T15:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/?p=963"},"modified":"2016-11-16T12:10:18","modified_gmt":"2016-11-16T16:10:18","slug":"imma-level-with-you-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/2016\/11\/imma-level-with-you-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Imma level with you, America &#x1f1fa;&#x1f1f8;&#x1f525;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;<span class=\"s1\">right now I kinda feel like we woke up a week ago to find ourselves handcuffed to a corpse, and we&#8217;re still waiting to find out if it&#8217;s a fast zombie, or just a regular old corpse. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"s1\">Fingers crossed!\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-965 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/usa-american-flag-waving-animated-gif-26.gif\" alt=\"usa-american-flag-waving-animated-gif-26\" width=\"30\" height=\"19\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_962\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-962\" style=\"width: 857px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-962\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/CsKcAcUW8AAfeg8.jpg\" alt=\"(This &quot;America golem&quot; is Nazi propaganda from WWII, but remarkably apt this month. Expect to see him here often.)\" width=\"857\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/CsKcAcUW8AAfeg8.jpg 857w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/CsKcAcUW8AAfeg8-214x300.jpg 214w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/CsKcAcUW8AAfeg8-768x1075.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/CsKcAcUW8AAfeg8-731x1024.jpg 731w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-962\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(This &#8220;America golem&#8221; is Nazi propaganda from WWII, but feels remarkably apt this month. Expect to see him here often.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;right now I kinda feel like we woke up a week ago to find ourselves handcuffed to a corpse, and we&#8217;re still waiting to find out if it&#8217;s a fast zombie, or just a regular old corpse. Fingers crossed!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_share_on_mastodon":"1"},"categories":[11],"tags":[30,53,43],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":967,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions\/967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davideriknelson.com\/sbsb\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}