Face it: Sea levels are rising, and these are our new overlords:
Where’s The Octopus? – YouTube
BONUS VIDEO: A cuttlefish attempts to blend into a tacky British sitting room:
So, when the Cthulhoid Rising comes, I suppose our only hope is to shelter-in-place in crappy London flats. I guess we get our choice: gibbering madness on the one hand, being devoured by a Shoggoth on the other.