Pick-what-you-pay for “Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate” steampunk novella (with extras!)

David Erik Nelson — Pick-What-You-Pay eBooks

Good News! You can now get my celebrated steampunk novella, “Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate”–previously only available for Kindle–as a DRM-free book bundle that includes ebooks for basically any device, plus two different printable PDFs, and a few digital extras. I’m experimenting with a sliding-scale pricing scheme, with an exclusive steampunky curio for you big spenders. Check it out!

Dirt-Cheap Amplifier Aesthetics and Tweaks: Grills & Fabric, New & Used, Weird-Spec Speakers


One of my goals with the projects in Snip, Burn, Solder, Shred was to present designs that–both in terms of the functional guts and the finish aesthetics–could be adapted to suit both your own tastes and the supplies you could easily get. For example, the grill on the Dirt-Cheap Amp is an old computer power supply fan cover–which just happened to be the perfect size to secure my 8 ohm speaker (itself torn out of a broken Barbie boom box).  I’ve also had good luck pulling grills off of old/broken small appliances I’ve gotten for free as resale shop rejects or garage sale leftovers.  As far as new sources, check out your local hardware store, where there are many neat vent, drain, and recessed-lighting covers (the plumbing, electrical, and HVAC aisles are always profitable places to search for neat fittings, in my experience).

Upholstering Your Amp

Failing all else, you can cover the front of the amp in fabric (as is standard in the old school Fender guitar amps).  When doing a fabric cover, I like to start with a double-layer of nylon window-screen mesh, which protects the paper cone of the speaker from getting dinged.  Double up the mesh, then cut a square at least a few inches bigger than your speaker hole and staple it in place around the perimeter of the screen (you can, of course, cover the entire front of your speaker cabinet in screen, which will make your amp look a bit more pro.  I sort of like the look of the doubled mesh, but if it doesn’t work for you aesthetically, you can recover it with basically any single layer of fabric (going the Fender Tweed Amp road, for example).  In terms of finish, you can pull the fabric all the way around the lid and staple it from behind (thin fabric won’t usually cause you much grief in terms of getting the cigar box to close once you finish).  A few brass-headed furniture tacks added to the edging of the front of the fabric cover, or framing it out in thin strips of wood or brass, will give the amp really slick look.

Using Weird Speakers

Folks occasionally ask me if this design–which calls for an 8 ohm speaker–will work with lower impedance speakers.  I’ve tested this out, and had the amp work perfectly with 3 and 4 ohm speakers I’ve scrounged out of old boom boxes.  I’ve also had decent results with speakers as high as 16 ohms.  So, if you’re salvaging parts, feel free to grab those 3, 4, and 6 ohm speakers as well as the 8s.  If you find your non-standard speaker distorting, you might wanna monkey around with the pin 1 to pin 8 jumper: some amps built around “non-8” speakers work better with pin 1 and pin 8 connect with plain old wire (as in the base design shown in the book), others work better with that connection omitted altogether, and some need the gain-boost that comes with connecting pins 1 and 8 using an electrolytic capacitor (as described in the “Tweaking the Amp” section of that project).

DIY Music Freebies

UPDATE: You can now get a free “Jam Pack” of musical projects from my first two books!

See Poor Mojo’s Giant Squid in Upcoming Steampunk Anthology!

Ecstatic Days — Blog Archive — Steampunk Revolution – Announcing the TOC

When I’m not soldering, snipping, or cranking out marketing copy and textbooks in order to pay the bills, I write basically unpublishable fiction–clockwork sexbots, murderous baristas, haunted dogs, sinister midgets; about what you’d expect. In a bizarre twist, a story from the *least* marketable of those endeavors is seeing print! Mojo, Fritz, and I are pleased to brag that one of our Giant Squid stories–“An Exhortation to Young Writers (Advice Tendered by Poor Mojo’s Giant Squid)”–will appear in Ann VanderMeer’s upcoming anthology Steampunk III: Steampunk Revolution (I also had a story in their last steampunk antho, Steampunk II: Steampunk Reloaded). Our Squid will appear alongside works by such luminaries as Lev Grossman, Garth Nix, Cherie Priest, Bruce Sterling, and Catherynne M. Valente–which, frankly, stuns me to the core.
{*squeeeeee!!!*}

Probably shoulda mentioned this earlier: An ebook giveaway is afoot! #FreeStuff #STEAMPUNK

Today is last day to download a free copy of my steampunk novella from Amazon! OMFG! **GLEE-PANIC-MEGAEXCITEMENT*FREAKOUT*!!!**
*FEEL FREE TO SHARE, TWEET, RESHARE, & RETWEET THIS VITAL INTELLIGENCE!*
Head on over to Amazon and grab a copy pronto; like a fairytale cobbler, the deal dies at midnight: “Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate

As an added bonus, this time around I’m also making available a DRM-free, multi-format ebook pack that includes a mobi version (for Kindle), ePub (for basically everything else), and a printable, shareable, lovable, huggable PDF–all featuring Chad Sell’s excellent illustrations!
Wanna help spread the love and catapult the propaganda? Rad! Here are some links:

  • Download link for the DRM-free multi-pack: http://db.tt/Kh3HkseO (good through tomorrow morning, because I have a new baby and am not likely to stay up until midnight *and* remember to deactivate this link)
  • Amazon’s Kindle page for this ebook: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006RTWZF6 (FREE until March 27; reasonably priced thereafter)
  • . . . and an easy-to-blurb blurb:

    In 1874 Dickie Tucker–a crippled, alcoholic Confederate veteran living in Utah Territory–taught clockwork robots a few human skills, with mixed results. Download the celebrated novella “Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate” FREE *today* for Kindle (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006RTWZF6) or everything else (http://db.tt/Kh3HkseO)

    . . . and a few nice sample illustrations:

    Small independent publishing projects like this *really* benefit from reader reviews–so, if you enjoy Tucker’s antics and have a minute, it would be great of you to post a review to Amazon, LibraryThing, Goodreads, your own blog or Facebook wall, or any forum where folks go looking for finely crafted tales of swearing, drinking, general debauchery, alienation, and robot sex.

  • Amazon’s product page

  • Goodreads listing for “Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate”
  • LibraryThing listing
    Thanks again for your help and support!

  • This Sunday: FREE Lantern-crafting workshop in Ann Arbor with FestiFools!

    Every Sunday in March the folks behind FestiFools have been leading the public in building *awesome* illuminated lanterns to be used at the March 30 “FoolMoon” night-time parade (which is a run-up event to the April 1 daytime FestiFools Giant Scary Puppet parade). Come down, build some lanterns, and have an all-around good time with local crafting enthusiasts!
    Free, Drop-in Sculptural Lantern Workshops!

  • DATE: March 25
  • TIME: 10am-5pm
  • LOCATION: The Workantile, 118 S. Main, Ann Arbor, MI, 48104
  • BONUS: Free coffee and treats (while supplies last)!
  • FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! Suggested donation: $10
    Here’s a video demo of last year’s luminary kit:

    And here’s the video demo of this year’s kit (for sale both on the spot and in advance; click here for details):

    And, finally, some pics from this year.

  • Troubleshooting your Ticklebox

    I grew up in the suburbs of Detroit, where it was common for adolescent boys to rig up ways to electrocute each other using the guts of old camera flashes or BBQ lighters. (Don’t ask; before I wrote SNIP, BURN, SOLDER, SHRED, I though this was a totally normal thing everyone did growing up. Having written the book and done lots of events and talked to lots of folks since, I’ve learned that this was a totally weird pass-time that, like Pączki Day and Devil’s Night Arson, was almost entirely limited to the Detroit Metro Area.) The Ticklebox (Project #7 in SNIP, BURN) is one such homebrew shocker.
    click image to embiggen the schemo



    If you’re having trouble getting your Ticklebox to properly shockify your friends and family, work through this troubleshooting checklist:

    1. How’s your battery? If the tilt switch is working (you can check it with a multimeter, or by just rigging a AA battery and an LED through it and seeing if it turns on and off when tilted) but the relay isn’t clacking, check your battery. A good, fresh 9V is needed both to trigger the relay and to get a good shock out of the capacitor.
    2. Is the relay wired properly? It’s *super easy* to bung that up the first time, especially if you’re new to hobby electronics.
    3. Is it a bum relay? Radio Shack relays seem to have occasionally spotty quality assurance. My design calls for a 12V relay, which is higher than you need, but which regularly works fine when driven by a 9V. That said, I’ve seen folks complain that the Shack’s 7-9V relays wouldn’t click over until they’d exceeded 9.5V or more.
    4. This is more of a footnote than a troubleshooting tip, but here goes: For reasons I can’t fully fathom, I used a Radio Shack relay rated for 12VDC, instead of the proper 7-9VDC-rated relay. I’ve now started to wonder if using the 12VDC relay has a performance outcome: The tech reader for SNIP, BURN had trouble building his Ticklebox using a 9V-rated relay (it worked, but gave a weak jolt). At that time we chocked this up to the fact that he was using really junky enclosureless relays he’d gotten surplus god-knows-where, and there was a lot of grit on the contacts. When he rebuilt using a Radio Shack #275-248 relay (like the one in the book) it was a dandy shocker. Meanwhile, my demo shockbox (same design, using that wonky 12V relay) has been taking abuse at events and fairs for two years, and still shocks children as good as it did on day one.
    5. Are you “pulsing” the switch? This project sorta hinges on making a DC supply yield an AC-like current; folks get the best shocks from my demo boxes when they jiggle. The goal is to stutter the switch so it makes a series of “*clacks!*”.
    6. Are you a leathery old dude? I’ve found that some folks don’t shock well (this often correlates with age: Pretty much any little kid gets a shock, but some adults don’t, esp. old men). I’ve puzzled over this, and think it may have to do with skin resistivity (this is because the perceived jolt–which is based on the current applied to the skin–is a function of the speed with which the capacitor drains; faster drain means a bigger bite. Check out the *WARNING!* and footnote on page 300 for details). So, the question is: Have you tested this on a youthful volunteer yet? You might be less shockable (which might come in handy some day).
    7. Did you use the right capacitor? I generally keep the caps in my hobby projects at 16V or 35V. I’ve heard of folks having trouble with caps rated at 50V (although I haven’t personally had these problems). I can’t think of an occasion where going higher in V has made a project malfunction, but I *have* had issues using higher rated capacitors (i.e., 1000uF or more) in other shock-and-spark projects; these sorts of projects need the cap to drain quickly to give a jolt, and larger uF caps seem to drain slower.

    BONUS: KipKay did a lil video on this project a while back:

    CLARIFICATION: Kip has used a magnetic reed switch in place of the tilt switch, but hasn’t really made clear that in order for the reed switch to function like a tilt switch you need to add a magnet to the mix so that, when folks rattle the box, the switch closes-&-opens and they get zapped. An easy way to do this is to get a length of plastic soda straw and a small magnet. Trim the straw to about 3 inches long, drop the magnet inside, and seal up the ends so that the magnet can freely slide back and forth. Tape this assembly to the side of the reed switch; when you tip it back and forth, the magnet should slide past the switch, causing it to briefly engage. *Zzzzzap!*