Give the Gift of Bawdy SF! #scifi

Looking for a little something extra-special for the the literate pervert in your life? May I suggest a copy of my celebrated novella Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate? Thumbnail blurb: “A lonely veterinarian recounts a crippled, alcoholic, Confederate infantryman’s attempts to teach decommissioned clockwork soldiers to make nice (*wink, wink*) with their Mormon neighbors.”

Reviewers have lauded it as: “dark comedy, wonderfully absurd, riotously bawdy, populated by a full set of fantastically flawed characters . . . . Yet also a poignant tale of wanting to belong, wanting to be counted as a human among humans.”

While readers say stuff like: “reading this was like reading sci-fi from the Golden Age, the mind stretching shit that challenged your idea of the world, and what it means to be human” and “Highly recommended for people who like intelligent fiction that isn’t afraid to get dirty and weird.”
Big spenders can drop some coin one one of the *two* remaining hand-made, letter-pressed chapbooks (the so-called “Patron edition,” shown above). Folks looking for a virtual stocking stuffer can pick-what-they-pay for DRM-Free digital editions. (Or, as always, you can buy it on Amazon.)
P.S.: Need something for your nearest-dearest crafty DIY makers? Consider a copy of my first DIY book, Snip, Burn, Solder, Shred.