Looking for a little something extra-special for the the literate pervert in your life? May I suggest a copy of my celebrated novella Tucker Teaches the Clockies to Copulate? Thumbnail blurb: “A lonely veterinarian recounts a crippled, alcoholic, Confederate infantryman’s attempts to teach decommissioned clockwork soldiers to make nice (*wink, wink*) with their Mormon neighbors.”
Big spenders can drop some coin one one of the *two* remaining hand-made, letter-pressed chapbooks (the so-called “Patron edition,” shown above). Folks looking for a virtual stocking stuffer can pick-what-they-pay for DRM-Free digital editions. (Or, as always, you can buy it on Amazon.)
P.S.: Need something for your nearest-dearest crafty DIY makers? Consider a copy of my first DIY book, Snip, Burn, Solder, Shred.