In case you’re wondering, this is still a thing I’m doing on Twitter🇺🇸🔥

… because I love you, America, and I just can’t quit you:

Hard to believe it’s just 248 days until a web-aware bidet with a 212º pressure stream and zero security is inaugurated President.🇺🇸🔥

— David Erik Nelson (@SquiDaveo) May 17, 2016

(click through and navigate back; there’s more of ’em)