NSFW (but I did learn that Danish pig farmers have remarkably clean boots)

I generically hate TED Talks (because they are, on average, garbage), but I’m sharing this because:

1. It is hilariously NSFW
2. There’s something about Mary Roach’s delivery that gives the distinct vibe that she maybe lost a bet and was thus obliged to give this talk
3. I have a middle-schooler’s mentality, at best
4. The excerpt of the instructional DVD from the Danish National Committee for Pig Production is truly superb