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The Michigan House GOP Website is shilling for a term paper mill? #PureMichigan

OK, I need a headcheck, folks. It looks an awful lot like http://GOPhouse.org/

  1. Is the (semi-)official website for Michigan House Republicans (for example, their official Facebook page links to “MiHouseRepublicans.com” which currently redirects to “GOPhouse.org”)
  2. Is shilling for a term paper mill:

Is there something really obvious going on here, like my local DNS being poisoned? Or does the MI House GOP just have a really crappy web hosting situation? Or deeply untrustworthy staff? Or a deeper commitment to the free market and entrepreneurship than I’d previously imagined?

Who do I even call to ask about this? ’cause I’ve gotta believe that the MI House GOP has a better fundraising model than this.

Lil help, Internet?

Fake Mainstream Fake News Media Accountability Survey

1. Do you believe that the mainstream media has reported unfairly on our movement?
YES
NO

2. On which issues does the mainstream media do the worst job of representing Republicans? (Select as many that apply.)
Immigration
Exmigration
Transmigration
Transubstantiation
Hillary Clinton
Email
Benghazi
Emails
Fake News
I have never met Putin. I don’t know the guy.
Sad!

3. 304 is way, way bigger than 332, 365, 379, 370, and 426?
YES

4. Tremendous, tremendous win. So beautiful.
YES
MAGA

5. Bitches and douchebags, amiright? Yes. Yes.
YES

6. Do you think it’s wrong for one man to kiss another man, or would you not disagree that such a thing is non-unacceptable?
YES
NO
UNMAYBY

7. Did you know that the current U.S. President lost the popular vote by 2.9 million votes, with another 8.7 million voters casting their ballots for third party candidates, making this the the most astoundingly lopsi—
Fake!
FAKE NEWS! So dishonest!
Get over it!

9. Bill Clinton, terrible, terrible emails Benghazi worst deal losers fired Sad!
SAD!

10. One time, Hillary Clinton did sex with a goat.
YES
YES
YES

(see also: This honest-to-God-for-real not-fake GOP survey that’s not a joke, but still Sad!)

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