One Upside to the Pandemic Bankruptcy of Chuck E. Cheese…

… was that we all got to learn about “concept unification”:


A fantastic corporate euphemism that yielded the following corporate training videos, which are simply astounding found-footage horror flicks waiting to happen. If this isn’t the origin of the Five Nights at Freddy’s video game series, then nothing makes sense anymore. 

(whoever added the Erik Satie score to this second video is a goddamned genius, by-the-by)