Asides
The Truth About Skateboarding Videos
UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT: The drummer is the real hero of this 28-trombone cover of “Bohemian Rhapsody”
Happy Treat Yourself Wednesday!💸
Not for nothing, but I’m not a huge fan of Black Friday/Small-biz Saturday/Cyber Monday/Giving Tuesday/etc. Yeah, there’s power in focusing our economic force on these specific days (obviously)—but also, there’s power in you just spending money on what you want when you want it.
Anyway, I love the denim from these cats in California, Brave Star. The cuts work for my particular body, the construction is quality, and the materials a delight (more of my thoughts on Brave Star—who, incidentally, are still using some of the final bolts of historic Cone Mills denim I mention in the post at that link).
If you wanna give them a whirl, you can save $10 on dope-ass, sanely priced, all-American-made denim with that link. (DISCLOSURE: If you use that link and coupon code you save $10 and I get a $10 credit. FURTHER DISCLOSURE: These are basically the only pants I wear anymore. I’m wearing a pair of indigo x brown Cone Mills selvedge Slim Straights right now, although my favorite are the various blacks. They are all good jeans.)
HAPPY THANKSGIVING: “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!” #gobblegobblegobble
(Yeah, I repost this every year, because I love this gag, and because watching this on TV—and rehashing it with my mom and sisters each year—is one of my fondest childhood holiday memories.)
THANKSGIVING TURKEY GIVEAWAY! (WKRP in Cincinnati) from Tony DeSanto on Vimeo.
This is, in my humble, a damn-near perfect gag—which is saying something, because I find single-camera laugh-track situation comedies almost entirely unbearable to watch.
I hope your day is good and sweet. Gobblegobble!
(If you wanna read more of my thoughts on this specific gag and what it can teach writers, you can do so here.)
The mysterious isochronous curve
I find everything about this—from the sorta esoteric method of construction of an isochronous curve to the dude’s voice and delivery to the fact that it comes from a time and place that has near-zero points of contact with our current Darkest Possible Timeline—deeply, almost cataclysmically, soothing.
An interesting and worthwhile thread about Trabalism in American Politics
The news item that incited this thread is now Old News™️ (sadly), but the insights are ever timely.🇺🇸🔥
THREAD: You may be wondering why only people on the left are worked up about Kavanaugh’s obvious lies. I mean, do people on the right really believe his (changing) story about what “Renate alumnus” meant? https://t.co/yjktb1ugs0
— Ezra Zuckerman Sivan (@ewzucker) September 30, 2018
This is still one of my favorite horror films
Maybe it makes me sort of a tool, but this cracks me the hell up…
The #GoogleTranslatesMTG hashtag is basically the only thing on Twitter that hasn’t made me wanna cry in, I dunno, months.

Shit like this is why I always roll deep in Black, folks:

(Legit, though: Tormented Soul is a fun card, in my humble—but I just love the idea that it’s the crow saying “Great features!” It’s all, like, “Cheer up, bro! You can’t block, but you’re unblockable, and getting nicked for an extra life every round annoys the crap out of Dave-o’s kid!”)
#GoogleTranslatesMTG
Remove Soul -> Take Your Life; Instant -> Fast. This one got too real.https://t.co/1qIaSKAaol pic.twitter.com/ip8iEtUsEm— TolarianTowerOfBabel (@TowerOfBabel5) August 21, 2018
I love this dude, and I love this version of the “matrix” coin trick
… and I hella love how he leverages Penn & Teller’s familiarity with classic versions of the matrix in order to fool them.