Hey gents: Ever wanted to do sex stuff to a cannibal ghost’s face? Well, guess what? NOW YOU CAN!
I don’t wanna come off as a prude or anything, but I think that there’s maybe absolutely nothing not wrong with this, from it’s name—which starts with “sexbaby“(!!!), and then somehow manages to get worse—to the use of colors and shapes, to the reviews, distressingly low price, and the fact that this is in stock and “Fulfilled by Amazon” (thus conjuring the image of untold ranks of shelves in a Tennessee warehouse, holding uncountable numbers of cartons, each containing boxes upon boxes of individually packaged artificial ghostbaby sexmaws. With teeth.)
I present to you the “Sexbaby Silicone Realistic Mouth with Tongue and Teeth“
“Sexbaby Silicone Realistic Mouth with Tongue and Teeth“?!?
“Sexbaby silicone realistic mouth with tongue and teeth.”
Sexbaby
silicone and realistic
tongue and teeth
🙁
And, yeah, you’re damn right I used my Amazon Affiliate Link there, ’cause as weird as this product makes me feel, you bet your ass I’m willing to scrape a dime off your weird sex thing. This is still America, folks. This is still the 21st Century, God bless her!
UPDATE:
Oh my Yikes!, there’s a video:
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley; please enjoy the manifold horrors of this psycho-sexual hellscape.