…right now I kinda feel like we woke up a week ago to find ourselves handcuffed to a corpse, and we’re still waiting to find out if it’s a fast zombie, or just a regular old corpse.
Fingers crossed! ![]()

…right now I kinda feel like we woke up a week ago to find ourselves handcuffed to a corpse, and we’re still waiting to find out if it’s a fast zombie, or just a regular old corpse.
Fingers crossed! ![]()

Installment number one of my first serial story forMotor1.com is now up and awaiting your perusal!
If you’ve ever wondered “What if we all had to ride angry mutant horses to work instead of driving cars?”—well, then this is the story for you:
Our alternate reality tale begins with a familiar name, some sharks, and a train wreck.
“The Faster Horse” (part one of four)
—but it also super-duper creeps me out, because it sorta seems like
Anyway, still a catchy tune—apart from the weird little record-skip repeat at around 1:30, prior to diving into the B-section. I love the B-section and breakdown—especially because it then leads into, like, a “C” section(?) with a weird momentary Truck Driver’s Gear Shift and serviceable guitar solo—but that repeated bar near 1:30 has always sorta driven me nuts.
Anyway, enjoy!
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Shades of this classic XKCD:

—a gag which I first encountered back in 2001 when we published this short story by a pal of ours, computer programmer Jason Michael: “A Faster, More Scalable Afterlife“
Man, I still love that gag.
In celebration of their 10th anniversary Pseudopod—a consistently solid horror fiction podcast—is running a kickstarter:
Pseudopod has an excellent track record—both in terms of delivering the goods and doing right by their contributors—and impressive longevity (10 years of weekly operation publishing fiction for free is hard going; I know from experience). Their goal is to raise funds to increase what they pay artists and ensure their longevity. These are Good Things™
Kick in a few bucks; the 21st Century is nuts, and perhaps the nutsiest thing is the jaw-dropping array of free arts & letters we each enjoy every day—but it can only be free on the daily if we all kick in now and again. This is one of those moments.
Add bonus: there are some really nifty backer premiums, including this rad-as-hell mug and their first ever anthology, For Mortal Things Unsung—which features both reprints of pieces they

bought for the podcast (including mine), as well as new work A.C. Wise, Jim Bihyeh, and others.
For your seasonally appropriate reading:
Enjoy!
This also puts me in the mind of good ole pykrete—file it all under “Doing More with Less, and Doing a Ton with Basically Nothing”
It’s really the music that makes it, but the copy is also stellar.
Continue reading “These folks are *really* hard-selling this bidet”
Seeing lots of concerns about a “stolen election,” not just from the Nativist Right (e.g., Trump himself speaking in Novi, MI last month and repeating at basically every whistle-stop since, it his inability at the third debate to commit to honoring any election outcome other than his own unlikely victory), but also from broad swaths of the Progressive Left (e.g., That viral image showing #TrumpWon starting in Russia is fake, #TrumpWon? trend vs. reality, Troll armies rig polls to deceive you into believing Trump won first debate, Trumpism Is the Symptom of a Gravely Ill Constitution, concerns of voter suppression via Trumpian “poll watchers,” etc.) and the Rational Center (largely around the possibility of Ruskie agitators: FBI Says It Has Detected More Attempts to Hack Voter Registration Systems, Newsweek Website Attacked After Report On Trump, Cuban Embargo, The Russian Hack of U.S. Election Systems is About Delegitimizing, Not Changing, the Result, and It Feeds Trump Vote-Rigging Claim)
Here’s the thing: at the national level the U.S. election system—being a bass-akward county-by-county patchwork with little network connectivity and lots of different paper trails—is broadly unriggable. Yes, many pockets are vulnerable to manipulation, but that can only tip a close election—and this once hasn’t really been close for a year or so.
What this latest paranoid politico-cultural tulip mania really puts me in the mind of is the classic Twilight Zone episode “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street“—minus the last 2 minutes are so. Just watch this video, stop at ~22:40 seconds, and you’ve got our current predicament (of course, keep going and SPOILER ALERT!!! you’ll discover that the episode’s Big Bad Alien looks distressingly like a young Vladimir Putin—but I’m positive that’s just a coincidence).
Twilight Zone – The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street from Kevin on Vimeo.