More importantly: How the hell have you never heard of the Sadistic Mike Band‽
WE’VE WASTED OUR LIVES RIGHT UP UNTIL THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!
(also, this TV host is sort of amazing, right? like, in that it’s hard to believe he isn’t a character Bill Hader made up for SNL)
I just 100% don’t know how to cope with the existence of the song “Butcher Pete.”
And, yeah, this may be one of those murderous earworms that literally consumes you from the inside out. Sorry! My bad for sharing!
Yes, I saw CODA. Yes, I hella dug. No, I WASN’T CRYING THAT MOVIE THEATER JUST WAS MAD SETTING OFF MY ALLERGIES GOTO HELL IM FINE!!1!
Yes. Yes I can:
Coffee shop working for the agoraphobe, introvert, or pandemic-dweller: Hipstersound Cafe Vibes ☕️🤖👻
I would like to make Yoichi Kobayashi’s cold-flaming crystal skull the executor of my estate.
Yep, it’s a trap.
This is how the AIs get us: they set us up on serial petty theft charges, ruin our credit records with fines and court fees and legal bills, then get us disenfranchised as parole-violating felons. Pretty soon, the only jobs we can get are dusting off their motherboards for minimum wage or working the spice mines of Chiron Beta Prime. 🤖🇺🇸🔥