Asides
How the hell have I never heard of the Sadistic Mika Band? ♬♫♪
More importantly: How the hell have you never heard of the Sadistic Mike Band‽
WE’VE WASTED OUR LIVES RIGHT UP UNTIL THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!
(also, this TV host is sort of amazing, right? like, in that it’s hard to believe he isn’t a character Bill Hader made up for SNL)
Not for nothing, but Tristan is *kinda* my dude
Is this song about a serial killer or a sex criminal? ♬♫♪
I just 100% don’t know how to cope with the existence of the song “Butcher Pete.”
And, yeah, this may be one of those murderous earworms that literally consumes you from the inside out. Sorry! My bad for sharing!
Straight Talk: Every Rap Crew Should Have an ASL Interpreter. I LOVE THIS!!!
Yes, I saw CODA. Yes, I hella dug. No, I WASN’T CRYING THAT MOVIE THEATER JUST WAS MAD SETTING OFF MY ALLERGIES GOTO HELL IM FINE!!1!
“Dave, I’m concerned that Greg Gillis (of Girl Talk) may not be an absolute genius; can you help me?” ♬♫♪
Yes. Yes I can:
Distraction of the Day: Work Less Lonely
Coffee shop working for the agoraphobe, introvert, or pandemic-dweller: Hipstersound Cafe Vibes ☕️🤖👻
Distraction of the Day: Cold-Flaming Crystal Skull💎💀
I would like to make Yoichi Kobayashi’s cold-flaming crystal skull the executor of my estate.
Brothers and Sisters, I 100% Feel You
Yep, it’s a trap.
This is how the AIs get us: they set us up on serial petty theft charges, ruin our credit records with fines and court fees and legal bills, then get us disenfranchised as parole-violating felons. Pretty soon, the only jobs we can get are dusting off their motherboards for minimum wage or working the spice mines of Chiron Beta Prime. 🤖🇺🇸🔥