It’s a valid question.
Asides
Seems facile…
… but is actually sorta fun and worth it, ultimately. Recommended way to use 11 minutes you’ll never get back, no matter how long you sit in that Lay-Z-Boy of yours.
This is a fun little film…
… but just a reminder to my American readers: We already live in this reality. This country isn’t just full of guns; it’s full of ammunition. If you have access to even a single bullet, you are $10 and a trip to the hardware store from making a wonderfully lethal weapon: unserialized, untraceable, highly concealable, nearly foolproof. You won’t be doing any civil massacres with a hardware-store slam gun, but you can mostly definitely kill the guy standing in front of you with little effort.
The reason no one will shoot you today is because no one feels like shooting you today.
“Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures”
Offered w/o further commentary: Tex Avery’s Burlesque Animal Gags
Kinda weird, but it seems that a non-dark ROBOT CHICKEN is actually *more* disturbing than a standard skit…
Beats per Week: “THXDAVE”
The triumphant return of Beats per Week: a “weekly” project I haven’t updated in over three years.
Happy MLK Day Everybody!
I sorta love that this is from Sandler’s fifth (and final) year on the show and he still flubbed his opening line.
This time of year, it can be so hard to tell the difference between a celebration and a cry for help…
I stand corrected! (or “On the True Meaning of DIE HARDnukah🕎”
Actually, Die Hard — a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshalling of limited resources —is a Hanukkah movie
— Jacob Brogan (@Jacob_Brogan) December 14, 2020
My thoughts on Die Hard and Xmas, from ~2013: “DIE HARD (its Origins), Violence, Redemption, and Xmas (Plus a Bonus Writing Tip!)“