“CHANGE PASSWORD.”

https://twitter.com/JosephPolitano/status/1503131005389099011

[2022.03.17] Oops: Instead of telling you when it’s safe to cross the street, the walk signs in Crystal City, VA are just repeating ‘CHANGE PASSWORD.’ Something’s gone terribly wrong here.

EDITED TO ADD (4/13): Details of what happened.

via Bruce Schneier’s long-running “Cryptogram” newsletter.

Breathalyzers: Uh Oh.

“The Unforeseen Dangers of a Device That Curbs Drunken Driving” (Published 2019, Updated 2021):

“Those checks, known in the industry as rolling retests, occur at random. They require the driver to lift a hand off the wheel, pick up the device and blow — hard — into its mouthpiece for several seconds.”

So we take someone who’s a demonstrably shitty driver and purposely distract them behind the wheel‽ o_O How could that turn out poorly?

But more importantly: is this solution the best approach? We love technological solutions to social problems, because then we get to avoid conflict (“It isn’t me, man; the machine says you must be punished.” 🤷‍♂️ )

“The legislatures themselves have made this instruments God.  Any time you put all your faith in technology, there’s a chance you’re gonna get burned.”

John Fusco, former president of the breath-test manufacturer National Patent

“5 Reasons to Question Alcohol Breath Tests” (Published 2019)

Important to remember that cops aren’t scientists, and lawyers aren’t scientists, and judges aren’t scientists, and juries are rarely full of scientists.  Putting a “scientific tool” in their hands doesn’t make them scientists, and doesn’t guarantee precise, accurate, or “scientific” results. Even the best tool in fallible hands will fail (at least occasionally).

“At what point shall we expect the approach of danger?”

All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth …, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.

Abraham Lincoln, Lyceum Address, January 27, 1838

Urologist reporting up to 400% increase in vasectomies since Roe decision

Washington Post: Men rush to get vasectomies after Roe ruling

Urologist are reporting up to a 400% increase in vasectomy inquiries and scheduling since the repeal of Roe last week. Some young men—a group not known for its forwarding planning—are specifically citing concerns that Justice Thomas will seek to use this repeal as a jumping off point to limit access to birth control (based on Thomas’ concurring opinion). Absolutely astounding. 

Incidentally, if you’re considering a vasectomy: I got one after our second kid (about 9 years ago). Have never had any issues or complications since. It’s ambulatory surgery, they don’t put you under, and in my case they had one matronly middle-aged nurse there who’s entire job was, apparently, to hold my hand and be fucking hilarious. It was literally less unpleasant than any single dental cleaning I’ve gotten in the last ten years. I spent the weekend icing my nuts, and was fine.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Recommended; would snip again.

I LOVE this web comic! 👨🏾‍🦲

“Your Black Friend” by Ben Passmore

This is a situation where I want to grab frame or two to put here, to entice you to click through and read the whole thing. But at the same time, I don’t wanna grab a full frame, b/c every frame of it—and the way the entire thing locks together—is So. Damn. Perfect, and such a perfect presentation of the thing it’s trying to talk about.

I love it. There’s nothing left to say. It’s 100% perfect for me. It is MAUS for this moment.