… I mean, a severed Russian head is a pretty dope thrift-shop come-up.
The title sorta casts the whole thing in a new light…
Tag: art
As an adult man with major depression . . .
. . . I’ve gotta say, John Oliver is an absolute blessing.🦆😂
Summarize Your Marriage in a Single Woodcut
(source is the artist Rothmansmoker)
Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music ♬♫♪
From the artist:
“Music printed on the butt of one of the tortured souls in the 15th Century Hieronymus Bosch painting “The Garden of Earthly Delights” , Played on (What else?) Lute, Harp, and Hurdy-Gurdy by James Spalink. The melody is based on the transcription by Amelia Hamrick. The intro and outro employ the “Devil’s Interval”, and the last couple of measures are conjecture on my part. You could say that I just “pulled them out of my”-well, you know…..”
BONUS: Here’s a fun little tool for exploring Bosch’s triptych in excruciatingly high-rez detail from the comfort of your uncomfortable office chair!
‘How It Started’ vs. ‘How It’s Going’, but automated
| How It Started | How It’s Going |
DISCLOSURE: This is totally automated, ’cause that just feels a lot more honest to me right now. Images are from Lorem Picsum, which makes this sorta gag incredibly easy, and is a great tool when you’re mocking up a website/design and just need the graphical equivalent of lorem ipsum.
DOUBLE DISCLOSURE: Yep, I made this exact same hacky joke back in May, ’cause y’all doing the exact same “clever” shit you did 5 months back.
I’m not locked up in here with you; you’re locked up in here with me!
“My plans vs. 2020,” but automated
| My plans | 2020 |
DISCLOSURE: This is totally automated, ’cause that just feels a lot more honest to me right now. Images are from Lorem Picsum, which makes this sorta gag incredibly easy, and is a great tool when you’re mocking up a website/design and just need the graphical equivalent of lorem ipsum.
Kind of a coin-toss what I love about this most…
… but I think it’s maybe that this patent was issued in 2007, and still looks so damned olde-tyme Cold War Fallout™ goofy. Patent diagrams are their own artistic genre, and I love it:
Incidentally, as it turns out bra pads actually make pretty decent DIY face masks for coronavirus.
(all props to Harper’s for the image)
Like what I do? Wanna support it? You’ve finally got options!
I’ve finally sorted out my micropayment/subscription situation. Here are a couple easy ways to support my kinda weirdness:
- KO-FI: Think of this as a “virtual tip jar.” If we were to bump into each other at the cafe, and you’d wanna buy me a coffee or beer and chat—well, this is a way to do that. My personal guarantee to you: Basically every penny I get this way gets converted first into coffee/beer, and then to words.
- PATREON: If you’d like to support my brand of madness on a recurring basis, Patreon makes that easy. Even at the lowest tiers, supporters get access to previously unpublished fiction. That currently includes my novella And Lo She Dwelt in the Great Sadness—which will likely prove diverting to folks frustrated by our current political situation. New stories will be added in coming months.
Thanks!
P.S. Wash your hands!
Writer Advice: this is a core artistic truth …
Look, then look again—and once more #LEGO
from In Pieces (sculptor Nathan Sawaya, photographer Dean West)