“A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.”
New Years 2021, Lake Michigan #pureMichigan 🌞🌚
“A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.”
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“A wizard is never late, nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.”
♬♫♪ merry xmas!!! ♬♫♪
I Bring You a Lil “Back Door Santa” 🎅🏿
Another cut from the inimitable Clarence Carter. (And, yes, you smart cookies and Die Hard aficionados do indeed recognize that opening horn lick.)
Imma come correct: this man has the proper attitude toward vaccination #COVID 🦠💉🍆💦🍑 ♬♫♪
Crank It Up and Tell Yr Mom and Nan it’s Xmas Music 🎄🔪😈 ♬♫♪
This is my new favorite Xmas album.
A Musical Xmas Gift for the Final Night of Xanukah! ♬♫♪🕎🎄🎅🏿
REMEMBER: Jews like me wrote all your favorite Xmas songs. #fact
(More holiday cheer awaits in the blog archives!)
9mm Dreidel! #hanukah
Xapppy Xanukah, everyone!
♬♫♪ STROKIN’ ♬♫♪
The looks on these Québécois’ faces tell me that they do not have a strong command of the English language.
Strike that: the Mike Pence-looking Midnight Cowboy furthest to the right? I think that mofo 1) speaks serviceable English, 2) selected this song, and 3) told the rest of the dance team that it’s about competitive swimming.
(For reference, here’s the original video; God bless Clarence Carter, he is a national treasure)
This is an extremely intense song about getting the proper amount of sleep…
(i told you)
Flashback Friday: The Jimmy Hold
Straight talk: this still cracks me the fuck up.
