. . . but either you agree that this is the greatest space alien The Twilight Zone ever coughed up, or we can’t be friends any more. This is my thin blue red line in the sand, folks.
DISCLOSURE: If you wanna argue that the alien at the end of this episode is technically the better alien, you are welcome to do so
but you are fucking wrong, and you’re gonna have to live with being a wrong weirdo anti-American pervert subhuman. I’m not gonna say that folks like you should be rounded up and shipped to some tiny, barren island that’s quickly being overtaken by the rising tides of global warming, but I will say that’d be a Good Start™.